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Post  Lordleelee2/ZardBrood on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:21 am

After recently looking into my own, I decided to make this thread to see who has which, and if it describes there personality.
Mine happens to be the Scorpio, and it really does describe me.
If you don't know/Don't know what one is described, there you all go.

Tenco thanks for another link. (just hit next/previous to get to your Zodiac, noob idea.
[EDIT] Derp I forgot mine...
Your element: Water

Your ruling planets: Pluto

Symbol: The Scorpion

Your stone: Topaz

Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition

Vibration: Resilient

Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Hmm I guess I'll add a bit more of the description in that area: They often wear a mask. Too often they say "no" when they really mean "yes" and Their eyes often blaze with feelings that words never express, and beware on the days or nights they hide their feelings behind dark glasses, there is likely to be a storm of some kind brewing.
I've been doing both of those all my life.
[EDIT AGAIN...] Damn it Tenco, I have to add more because of you, and add that link to the OP... Here we go again.
Related Planet: Mars

Birthstone: topaz

Happy Day: Tuesday

Lucky Color: Black

Vital Parts: sexual organs (Wow...)

Metal: Iron
Scorpio Strength Keywords:

- Loyal (Knew it)
- Passionate (Uhh huh figured)
- Resourceful (Nope)
- Observant (Depends)
- Dynamic (I don't even know...)
Scorpio Weakness Keywords:

- Jealous (At times yea)
- Obsessive (Few things)
- Suspicious (Ok yea that is true.)
- Manipulative (Nope.)
- Unyielding (I really don't have an answer to that)Chinease Zodiac.
One last thing I noticed that needs to be known.
Scorpio and Friendship:
Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated, just like the person, their relationships are a series of extremes, they can even be downright moody for no apparent reason. Scorpios are known for their possessiveness and jealousy but on the other hand, they are extremely loyal. Scorpios have an excellent memory and combined with an inability to let things go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they will always remember a kind gesture forever and repay it. Any kind selfless gesture done to a Scorpio will gain trust and respect which is extremely important to them in any relationship, either romantic or not. The best advice is to be honest with a Scorpio friend and in return, you will gain an amazing friend you will never forget and who will be loyal to you and never make false promises. Their truthful and shocking sense of humor if different than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio makes an amazing, powerful interesting
(I can't answer that, it doesn't feel right if I was to try to answer it.)
Scorpio Deep Inside:
Scorpio is the most misunderstood of all astrology signs. They are all about intensity and contradictions. They like to be aware of a situation and always know what’s going on, figuring this out with their probing mind, on the other hand, they are interested in the occult, the paranormal, conspiracy theories and other types of similar unknown mysteries. They are very capable of hiding their true feelings and motivations, they often have ulterior motives or a hidden agenda.
(Umm the only thing not me is really the final ulterior motives and hidden agendas thing)
Scorpios are all about control, they need to be in control at all times. To be out of control is very threatening, even dangerous to the Scorpio’s psyche, when they control, they feel safe.
(Nope)
Scorpios are very emotional, their emotions are intensified, both good emotions and bad. Negative emotions of jealousy and resentment are hallmarks of this turbulent astrology sign. On the other side, Scorpios are well known for their forceful and powerful drive to succeed and their amazing dedication. Scorpios are constantly trying to understand their emotions through finding a deeper purpose in life.
(Yea that is true with me)
Scorpios are very intuitive, but not as in a psychic sense, more as intuitive into the human mind, they have a great understanding of the mystery and the power of the human mind.
(Meh I don't really know)
Scorpios have a fear of failure which they keep hidden extremely well, should their confrontation not be successful, or their career fail, they will simply use their adaptive skill to quickly move and and leave the bad experience behind. Do not ever expect them to fess up or share their tale with anyone however because this shows signs of weakness and Scorpio always wins, they are always the self-proclaimed best! One of the reasons they seem like they always accomplish their goals is because they set tangible short-term goals that they know they can accomplish, they know what they are capable of and this is what they go for.
Scorpios are very weary about trusting anyone, a person needs to gain their trust and this gets built up over time and once all the ‘trust tests’ have been passed, Scorpio loves deeply and intensely. Underneath the cool exterior, energies and emotions are constantly flowing but the Scorpio deals with this be channeling this into useful activities, hobbies, relationships or a career. This is never apparent to the outside observer but knowing this fact explains why Scorpios are so passionate about whatever it is that they are undertaking. Scorpios have powerful instincts and they trust their own gut feeling which is another reason why a Scorpio seldom fails.
(It's can go either way on that)
The ongoing lesson in life for those born under the Scorpio zodiac signs, is to channel their powerful energy into positive goals and not succumbing to the darker forces in life such as manipulation and greed, they will then have great success in their life and have a clean, happy conscience and a circle of friends they can trust and hold dear to them.


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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Lightningcould on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:22 am

I'm a Gemini. :3
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Heartless_Soul on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:24 am

Aquarius here. I supposedly control the air and rule YOURANUS.

Also, i do like being unique, but not so original..

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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Tenco1 on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:24 am

I'm Cancer.
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Lightningcould on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:25 am

Heartless_Soul wrote:Aquarius here. I supposedly control the air and rule YOURANUS.

Also, i do like being unique, but not so original..


Noooo, not my anus. Twi Gape

I forgot to add this;

I rule Mercury and my element is air.

Symbol: The Twins

Your stone: Aquamarine

Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.

Vibration: Intense mental energy

Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd

Yeah, seems about right.
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Wolf Trainer on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:27 am

Oh Luna... I'm to tired to go into the full thing. So here is the short version.

I am a Vergo. And it does describe me pretty well, however, I fight like a Leo, and I have many other properties from other signs... It's strange, I know. But I am -in short- a Vergo with the fighting will of a Leo.

But that may have something to do with the year I was born in..

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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Heartless_Soul on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:29 am

Oh wow, it said high frequency for me. Thats a nope. I like BASS Vinyl That is low frequencies..

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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Lightningcould on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:30 am

I'm guessing Intense Mental Energy means creativity.
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Tenco1 on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:35 am

Oh yeah, there's that little thing that I forgot.

Related planet: Moon (Goddamnit, my planet isn't even a planet.)

Happy Day: Monday (I hate mondays.)

Lucky Color: white (Luckily for me I am white.)

Vital Parts: breasts, stomach (Well that explains my man-tits and Russian steel stomach.)

Metal: Silver (I approve of my crab's choice in Pokemon games)

Cancer Strength Keywords:

- Loyalty (Cue Loyalty)
- Dependable (Cue Applejack)
- Caring (Cue Fluttershy)
- Adaptable (Cue Borg)
- Responsive (Cue... My creative mind is not responding)

Cancer Weakness Keywords:

- Moody
- Clingy
- Self-pitying
- Oversensitive
- Self-absorbed

Goddamnit, on my darkest day I'm an emo.

Hey guys, look what I found!
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Aeon_the_Hermit on Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:29 am

Taurus

Your element: Earth

Your ruling planets: Venus

Symbol: The Bull

Your stone: Emerald

Life Pursuit: Emotional and financial security

Vibration: Determined energy

Taurus Secret Desire: To have a secure, happy and wealthy life/marriage.

"Underneath their cool, calm and collected exterior, Taureans differ greatly from all the other signs of the zodiac. Taureans manage to discreetly stay apart from the crowd, even though they have a well-earned reputation for being socialisers. They will let others get close, but only so close as they want them. Some claim that trying to get your point across to a Taurean, should they not want to hear you, is rather similar to talking to the trees – they simply won't budge. And, there is no such thing as an open-book Taurean. Their feelings, fears and desires often run far deeper than anyone around them would guess. Like the butterfly that chooses to remain hidden in its cocoon until it is ready and prepared to emerge, so the true Taurean spirit remains hidden behind a veneer of day-to-day activities. That's why Taureans are sometimes regarded as snobby, withdrawn, boring, or even sulky. "

Seems about right.
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Heartless_Soul on Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:20 am

Okay, making a full description now, but i still rule you all's anus's..

Aquarius

Your element: Air

Your ruling planets: Uranus (UrAnus)

Symbol: The Water Bearer

Your stone: Amethyst

Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries (Not really, i just flow with life. Live and let Live)

Vibration: High frequency (NOPE, BASS BEETCHES Vinyl )

Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original (True that)

"Your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. You are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal change (particularly in your values and what makes you content and happy). Yours has always been a philanthropic sign.
Those born under the sign of Aquarius not only march to a different drummer, they make up new music as they go along. They are 'mind oriented' individuals, whose thoughts never stop tick-tocking over. Because of their high focus on intellectual exploration, many inventors, eccentrics and highly original trailblazers are born under this sign. Their intense ability to live on many mental levels, holds both pain and pleasure for Aquarians. For example, in the American Hall of Fame there are more Aquarians than any other sign, yet statistics reveal that in mental institutions there are more Aquarians than any other sign too. Many extremes can surround this sign and these extremes can take them to both heaven and hell."

Well, half and half, but mostly accurate.

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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Esquire Gears on Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:56 am

Taurus

Your element: Earth

Your ruling planets: Venus

Symbol: The Bull

Your stone: Emerald

Life Pursuit: Emotional and financial security

Vibration: Determined energy

Taurus Secret Desire: To have a secure, happy and wealthy life/marriage.



Oh my god... This is wrong on so many levels xD
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Wolf Trainer on Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:17 pm

WoT Warning! (Wall of Text)

Okay, here is my full Zodiac and my opinion.

Month:
Virgo

Your element: Earth (Alright! I'm related to Toph!)

Your ruling planets: Mercury (Cool, I get an actual planet!)

Symbol: The Virgin

Lucky Color: blue

Vital Parts: buttocks (Heartless rules my Anus, and I like it. Twi Blush )

Your stone: Sapphire (Can't deny my birthstone)

Life Pursuit: To do the right thing (Right on)

Vibration: Compassionate and caring (Right on)

Virgo's Secret Desire: To love and be loved in return (It's suppose to be secret? 0.O)

Description:

Virgos are often put down badly by many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.
(Inner light? Buck ya!)

Many Virgos can be found working in the "service to others" industries, ranging from welfare work, doctors, school-teachers through to practicing natural forms of healing like massage, herbal remedies etc. One of the most magical characteristics of the Virgo is no matter how many times life or romance turns sour on them, they still manage to maintain faith in others, refusing to become cynical. There is ingenuity around this sign, a kind-heartedness, which unfortunately is sometimes played upon by others for their advantage. Virgos can often become victims of relationship power-games, where they are mistreated.
(I do strive to help others. But I have no issue with being "center stage" anymore. And I do always try to stay away from cynicism. No matter what happens.)

Creative and sensitive, Virgos are delicate people who, like rare and special orchids, require individual treatment to fully blossom into their true unique beauty. Shy, they are happy to allow others to take center-stage and often generate their time and energy into making those they love happy or successful.
(Not gonna lie, even I need a trusted person to confide myself in when in need. And that last line is pretty much right on as well. But I consider it more of something I live and love to do, rather than it being a job or such.)

Virgos are givers and when the chips are down and you need a friend, the one available during those testing times when you need advice or companionship the most, is likely to be a Virgo. Virgos understand human frailties better than most, because they are so deep and reflective themselves. With a Virgo in your life you have someone who understands and cares and any romance or friendship based upon these qualities is certain to be mutually rewarding.
(Eeyup. I love being there for others, no matter what the issues are, big or small. And hell yes I understand "human frailties." I'm not even going to pretend that I understand all things, but I am understanding of all things, and I have heard a lot of bad stories out there. So, while I always believe I can learn more in such areas, I do believe that I have a very good understanding of "human frailties." Also, I am always reflecting on something. That much is true too.)

Year:
Monkey:

Monkeys are fun and loving persons who are always cheerful and energetic. They are very clever. Give a monkey a boring book to read and he'll turn it into a Musical. Better yet, he'll invite everyone to see it free! That's how talented, creative and generous monkeys usually are.
(Reading? I don't really read, I get bored of it easily [most of the time]. So I probably would do something wacky with it tbh. And the others I'm not gonna comment on.)

Monkeys are always alert and can feel surroundings even as they are thoroughly engaged in conversation. Monkeys are sociable and have an active outside life. Monkeys sympathize with people and they in turn trust you with their secrets. Monkeys can forgive, but never forget and can be revengeful if somebody wrongs them several times. They wait their turn for the perfect opportunity and nothing can stop them from achieving a goal. They have a lively love life. Monkeys are good at making people comfortable and even the most shy individuals open up to them. Having a very attractive openness, and as a partner they are reliable, adaptable and cheerful. Inherently brainy, monkeys very rarely fail in their mission. They are good at assessing risk and financial problems. Monkeys are intellectual and their memory is incredible. They don't care what opinions others may have of them. They know they are lucky, and they also know they have the power to change things when convenience calls. Monkeys are virtually unsinkable! If people try to trick monkeys, they will probably catch them. They never make a move without a plan. They are great strategists. They can spot an opportunity in any form. They never miss a trick! They improve and try to do things better, and often amaze even themselves. They are the ultimate diplomats and slip in and out of difficulties with ease. Monkeys are always out in front! Dragons and rats will match up with the monkey. Famous people like Will Smith, Julius Caesar, Lord Byron, Elizabeth Taylor , de Vinci, Harry S. Truman, and Jennifer Anniston are signed under the monkey.

(I am always alert. I'd notice the smallest details in a convo, and at the same time, notice the smallest details in what is going on around me... It's actually sorta strange. I am trying to be more active irl, but I tend to be more comfortable in small groups. That's probably my Virgo there though. "Monkeys can forgive, but never forget and can be revengeful if somebody wrongs them several times." (Finally... BUCK YA! Will Smith and De Vinci are monkeys too! Yes!)

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Well, if anypony actually red this WoT, hope you enjoyed reading it all. And I guess if there is any questions, feel free to ask.
On a side note, being born in the year of the monkey and the month of the virgo is a little strange. They can either greatly complement one another, or greatly counter one another. Might explain why I sometimes have hard times making decisions.

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GC, your Zodiac is drunk. You should send it home. XD

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Aeon.That does match you pretty well... Except for the snobby and stuck up part. Also, you seem to be a little more open with your thoughts and emotions than a normal Taurus would be.


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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Esquire Gears on Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:26 pm

He's drunk? Great, that's perfect!
*Picks up 4S*


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Siri: Well I'm not driving you home
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Lordleelee2/ZardBrood on Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:28 pm

Wolf, the year of the monkey sounds a lot like the Scorpio Zodiac, and yea you do understand and help. not like I know first hand...
[EDIT] What is this ****, Why is my text in Italics? Why am I being Gus when he had the IMs in quotes mental break down.

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We all need heroes, children. Now more than ever. It's a good fight that their fighting and they are doing it on behalf of all of us. But the forces of evil are hard on heroes. No. It's brutal to them. It beats them down and tears them apart.
Inevitably, every hero fails.
But a true mark of a hero is how they pick themselves up, dust themselves off and throw themselves right back into that good fight."-DJ Pon3 Fallout Equestria
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Esquire Gears on Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:34 pm

Lordleelee2/ZardBrood wrote:Wolf, the year of the monkey sounds a lot like the Scorpio Zodiac, and yea you do understand and help. not like I know first hand...
[EDIT] What is this ****, Why is my text in Italics? Why am I being Gus when he had the IMs in quotes mental break down.

All of it is, since my post before this... Even our names...
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Post  Lordleelee2/ZardBrood on Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:37 pm

We broke last page... ok back on topic, Wolf do you have a link for the Chinease Zodiacs? I can't find it, I just know I'm a rat...

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“I want to calm the storm, but the war is in your eyes.
“For I know tomorrow will be a better day.
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"Heroes.
We all need heroes, children. Now more than ever. It's a good fight that their fighting and they are doing it on behalf of all of us. But the forces of evil are hard on heroes. No. It's brutal to them. It beats them down and tears them apart.
Inevitably, every hero fails.
But a true mark of a hero is how they pick themselves up, dust themselves off and throw themselves right back into that good fight."-DJ Pon3 Fallout Equestria
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Esquire Gears on Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:45 pm

Lordleelee2/ZardBrood wrote:We broke last page... ok back on topic, Wolf do you have a link for the Chinease Zodiacs? I can't find it, I just know I'm a rat...

http://www.chinesezodiac.com/
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Wreck on Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:30 pm

WARNING: THIS WILL BE A MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Virgo
(Eeyup.)
Related Planet: Mercury
(I'm okay with that.)
Birthstone: sapphire
(Sapphires are pretty cool in my opinion)
Happy Day: Wednesday
(Eh..)
Lucky Color: blue
(Yes. Just yes.)
Vital Parts: buttocks
(Don't even think about it Gears.)
Metal: Mercury
(I'm okay with that.)

Virgo Strength Keywords:

- Analytical (Eeyup.)
- Observant (Constantly.)
- Helpful (Sometimes.)
- Reliable (Always.)
- Precise (MUST!)

Virgo Weakness Keywords:

- Skeptical (Until I open up to the idea or see more of it, yes.)
- Fussy (nope.avi)
- Inflexible (False. I am very flexible.)
- Cold (Cold as in emotionally or just plain cold? Regardless, I'm neither.)
- Interfering (ONLY if somepony gets in my way.)

Virgo and Independence:

Virgo is a very independent zodiac sign. They are fully able to put their intelligence to use and get things done for themselves. It is possible however that their narrow mindedness causes their creativity to suffer and they may lead regular routine lives. They may dwell too much on the past and over complicate things and this may limit their ability to move forward and confuse themselves. In conclusion, Virgos are able to be independent but the less evolved types will have difficult if someone is not there helping them to achieve more and not be so critical of themselves.
(I agree with everything but that dwelling on the past part. I forgive and forget. Hell, I even forgave Destroy!)

Virgo and Friendship:
People look up to Virgo for friends because they are straight thinkers and solve problems logically. They are truthful, loyal and determined. Some people might find them cold or emotionally detached because they live in their minds, not in their emotions and feelings. It might be hard to pin down how a Virgo friend is feeling because they easily live in denial. A person who is able to read deep into another person will notice when Virgo is not well but if they confront them about it, they would rather retreat then talk about it. It is best to keep your emotional distance from a Virgo friend unless they open up to you first. Virgo might try to analyze and control a friend’s life but only with the idea that they will improve their life, not purely for the sake of controlling. Be patient with your Virgo friend and understand that their recommendations are only to make your life better.
(That's pretty accurate.)

Virgo and Business:
Virgos are very intelligent, they have an excellent memory and a highly analytical mind. This makes them good investigators and researchers. They also have the ability to probe into a person’s emotions and they can often see into people and detect what their motives are. This makes them great policemen or interrogators. Virgos are very good at problem solving, this is what they do best. They are confronted with a problem, they will pick apart the pieces and put it together in the proper order. They are rational thinkers and are good at settling other people’s disputes and putting them on the right track for reconciliation. Any position that requires the above features, which is a very long list, is perfect for the Virgo. They keep the world in order.
(I love working in those kinds of environments.)

Virgo Temperament:
Before a Virgo plunges into anything, from a problem to a vacation idea, they need to analyze all the facts and know all the details before they plunge in and make a decision. This makes them seem indecisive and slow. Virgo’s perception is their reality, more so then other astrology signs. What they believe is what will be, if they have a negative outlook on life, things will present themselves to be negative and they will be very moody and isolated/detached. If they are positive, the same events that occur will be held in a positive light and they will be a pleasant, well adjusted person. A Virgo mind is a very powerful mind and they must have the proper attitude for their life to be happy and successful. Virgo needs to get in touch with their feelings, this is why they usually seem cold or detached. They are very prone of living in denial. They will say the feel okay or everything is alright even when it’s not. This is an easy way out, the one thing that Virgo does not like to analyze is their feelings so pretending everything is okay is a good defense mechanism for not having to take a closer look at their feelings. Virgo has an unpredictable and sometimes unstable temperament.
(That's fairly accurate although it's kinda implying that I'm emo. :l)

Virgo Deep Inside:
They need to be organized in their mind, sometimes all their energy is taken from organizing their mind that they have a difficult time organizing their surroundings. They easily look too deep into an issue and over analyze what they percept. Virgo is ambitious and strives to always know more and have more. This is in their eternal quest to bring order to chaos. Even if order is obtained from an outsiders’ point of view, Virgo will not be settled for they have a very active mind that is always thinking and can never be silenced. Virgos want to be of use, they need to be important and essential to everyone in their lives and in everything they do. Virgo’s major life lesson is to learn to trust in and have faith in the unknown. They have to understand that things in life happen for a reason that is not always known to them, they do not have to always know everything. They need to learn to calm down and not over-analyze a situation or event. Deep inside, Virgo is very sensitive and they need to be appreciated for all the things they do. When is Virgo is offended or hurt, they may never show it.
(I hate to admit it, but that's accurate.)

Virgo in a Nutshell:
(Oh, I love being in nutshells!)
Virgo exists in the mind, everything is inside. To the world, Virgo presents a calm and collected exterior but on the inside, nervous uncontrolled intensity in the mind, trying to figure things out, how to improve everything, analyzing and thinking. Virgo can tire itself out without even moving! Virgo has a constant drive to improve and perfect, this can lead to extreme pickiness and finickiest. They are pure, their motives are honest never malicious and they want to accomplish something.
(That pretty much sums me up.)

Tiger
(RAWR! Did I scare ya?)
Occupying the 3rd position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Tiger symbolizes such character traits as bravery, competitiveness and unpredictability. Tigers love to be challenged and will accept any challenge if it means protecting a loved one or protecting their honor. They don’t worry about the outcome because they know they’ll always land on their feet. Don’t let their calm appearance fool you though; Tigers will pounce when they feel it’s necessary.
(I always accept a challenge and am cool with pretty much every situation.)

Born to lead, Tigers can be stubborn if they realize they’re not in charge. They have a slight tendency to be selfish but overall, Tigers are extremely generous. They’re very intelligent and they’re always on alert. Tigers are very charming and are well-liked by others. They are not motivated by money or power.
(I'll admit, I can be a bit stubborn sometimes...)

Health
As they do their enemies, Tigers have a tendency to pounce on their work. Afterwards, they’re left feeling exhausted. Although they’ll soon bounce right back, over time this approach can cause problems with their health. Tigers need to develop a more balanced approach to life so they can utilize their energy more efficiently.
(I always feel tired after a challenge, but go at another one right after a few minutes of rest.)

Career
Tigers have a continual need to be challenged which may explain why they jump from job to job. This isn’t necessarily a problem because they’re smart and able to quickly master new subjects. The best jobs for Tigers are those that will lead them towards positions of leadership. Some suitable careers for Tigers include: advertising agent, office manager, travel agent, actor, writer, artist, pilot, flight attendant, musician, comedian and chauffeur.
(Those all seem like great future jobs for me.)

Relationships
(Hehe...)
Creative in their passion, Tigers will never bore their partners. They’re expressive, polite and trustworthy, but watch out. Tigers tend to dominate their relationships. This tendency is instinctive and when monitored closely, such behavior can be kept under control. Partners need to be equally active to keep up with the Tiger’s sense of adventure.
(Move it or beat it ponies!)

Earth Tiger – Years 1938 and 1998
More grounded in reality, Earth Tigers don’t get carried away by the circumstances of their situations. Instead, they sit back and evaluate all angles before jumping in. They’re able to stay focused on their tasks; a trait that helps ensure success.
(^This. That is all me.)

Compatibility
Tigers are compatible with a Dog and a Horse and are incompatible with a Goat and an Ox.
(That means I work well with ponies who are loyal/organized and ponies who are strong/energetic/outgoing, but cannot work with ponies who are intelligent/creative [I just HATE running into those who are smarter than me.] and ponies who are strong/determined [Those meetings usually don't end well.], so I guess that's accurate.)
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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Wolf Trainer on Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:40 pm

Awww. That means that you and I would never work out well Wreck. XD

And how DARE you out WoT me! Oh well, at least you filled in some sections of myself that I missed. As far as the Virgo goes at least. I may not be the year of the Tiger, but I am of the Monkey. So, my current month-year mix is already Interesting enough for me.

Anyway, nice to see another interesting Virgo here. For a short time, I thought I'd be the only Virgo here.

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Post  Lordleelee2/ZardBrood on Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:44 pm

Thank god! I really hope the site that Wreck got the Virgo stuff didn't have a final section after the nutshell entitled sex with a virgo... The Scorpio one was just... If you got that part of a Scorpio, they'd probably make great porn stars... now for yet another update of mine...

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Re: Your Zodiac and Horoscope signs

Post  Wreck on Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:49 pm

Lordleelee2/ZardBrood wrote:Thank god! I really hope the site that Wreck got the Virgo stuff didn't have a final section after the nutshell entitled sex with a virgo... The Scorpio one was just... If you got that part of a Scorpio, they'd probably make great porn stars... now for yet another update of mine...
It did, but I cut it out for everypony's sake and so that Gears or Rae didn't get any ideas. However doing it with a Scorpio sounds really nice now that you mention it...
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Post  Lordleelee2/ZardBrood on Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:52 pm

Wreck wrote:
Lordleelee2/ZardBrood wrote:Thank god! I really hope the site that Wreck got the Virgo stuff didn't have a final section after the nutshell entitled sex with a virgo... The Scorpio one was just... If you got that part of a Scorpio, they'd probably make great porn stars... now for yet another update of mine...
It did, but I cut it out for everypony's sake and so that Gears or Rae didn't get any ideas. However doing it with a Scorpio sounds really nice now that you mention it...
Yea we could just go to the site to know... Well update done, and I'm far to lazy to even try my Chinese one. I looked into it, and it hardly is me.

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Post  Heartless_Soul on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:45 pm

Oh, sadly, on the Chinese Zodiac, im the Rat RD Not Amused

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Post  Lordleelee2/ZardBrood on Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:04 pm

Heartless_Soul wrote:Oh, sadly, on the Chinese Zodiac, im the Rat RD Not Amused
As am I...

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