Re: I have no idea what is this...

[tetrisman63]

OH YOU DID IT NOW.
*Punches RD In The Plot*

[Lunarzius]

Woah, Twilight really gets around doesn't she?
Who hasn't she been with?

[tetrisman63]

Pinkie Pie.
That's Who.

[Sir_Kick_me2]

Derpy hasnt...
Thank Celestia.

[tetrisman63]

Derpy hasnt...
Thank Celestia.

Oh I Almost Forgot About That!
She Did Derpy Too.

[Sir_Kick_me2]

Proof please!

[Baryski]

Oh, you mean something like this?



Pinkie! Listen, that was a long time ago and, I mean. It wasn't

Oh, we had lots of fun times like that. Like the time Twi told me she had sat on a cupcake and I needed to lick the frosting from...

PINKIE!

[Lunarzius]

It seems that Twilight is very popular eh?

[Sir_Kick_me2]

Well You havn't been with Derpy... RIGHT Twilight?

[Lunarzius]

Wait a second.
Rainbow, you're saying that you came and mated with me while I was asleep?
I'm sure it would have been much more enjoyable for both of us had I'd been awake.

[Baryski]

Wait a second.
Rainbow, you're saying that you came and mated with me while I was asleep?
I'm sure it would have been much more enjoyable for both of us had I'd been awake.

Gah! No, not like that!

You were supposed to act like we stayed up all night bucking!

You mean you didn't?

Ahh! No, I mean, of course. I mean, no I didn't okay?

Then what did you do all night?

Don't ask...

[Lunarzius]

I'm sorry Rainbow...
Feels saddened
Is, uh, is there any way I can make you feel better?
I do feel slightly self conscious being the only Human amongst you lot.
You have gone very quiet all of a sudden, is there something going on that nopony's told me about? Hello? Rainbow? AJ? Twi?

[Baryski]

No, don't worry about it Hamzor, I shouldn't have tried to drag you into this.

You know, we could have avoided all of this if you just admitted to being in a relationship with me.

So? I'm just supposed to be normal about everything? It isn't supposed to be weird to be dating a...a...a...

A mare? An egghead? What?

A unicorn, okay? Can you imagine what others might think?

Is that really all this is about?

[Lunarzius]

But Unicorns are sexy! And so are Pegusi! And Alicorns!
I did just possibly drag myself in a bit further into this, but I don't mind, it'll be fun! There's no need to apologize either Rainbow, it's defiantly an interesting experience hearing all of this.

[tetrisman63]

Twi We Need To Talk.

[Baryski]

Well, sure this unicorn is sexy, but my parents are old school. I mean, she couldn't even come to Cloudsdale.

Cloudwalking spell, remember?

Well, there is that...But, I mean, they would think all unicorns are only interested in themselves.

Element of Magic, student to Princess Celestia?

Oh XD, I guess that is sort of right. I mean, how many ponies can say they are dating Princess Celestia's student? Only me! And, maybe Pinkie, but just me.

[Lunarzius]

So everything is good between you then?
It didn't take long to settle that part, by there's still all those pictures of Twilight sleeping with some of the others...
Picks up the sheaf of images and slowly flicks through them

[tetrisman63]

*Tickles RD*
:mlp-arape:

[Baryski]

You mean, like this one?



Why do you even have something like that Twi?

I thought it looked cute...

But, but...Derpy...No...Come on!

Ya are mighty talented Twi, what else ya got?

[Lunarzius]

Oh, I'm sure Twilight has a whole host of other things she can do. And it seems she's not the only person who's been with multiple people :P

[Golco]

RD, your such a player!

Twi, AJ and now derpy?

[Heartless_Soul]

(Whats happening in here now??)

[Lunarzius]

(As far as I can tell, Twilight and Rainbow are digging up shit on each other, ever since they had an affair together)

[Sir_Kick_me2]

RD and derpy now?
PONYSHOPPED!
Everypony knows Derpy is with Dr. Whooves.
It is ponyshopped, right?

[Golco]

Ponyshopped? No one can ponyshop THE awesomest pony in all of Ponyville!

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