Re: General Discussion

**Wolf Trainer** Sat May 18, 2013 10:54 pm

Hmm..... Perhaps my entrance qualifications are not hard enough in the modern world... I may have to change them soon.

Well... Um.. You must at least complete 3/5ths of them.. Um, yes... That is it.

**Lordleelee2/ZardBrood** Sat May 18, 2013 10:59 pm

Wolf Trainer wrote:Hmm..... Perhaps my entrance qualifications are not hard enough in the modern world... I may have to change them soon.

Well... Um.. You must at least complete 3/5ths of them.. Um, yes... That is it.

Yea I can get two done this week, the Klondike part is impossibru because, well it kinda melted in a volcano yesterday.
[EDIT] And I got most posts XD my spot has returned from Kong.
[EDITX2] hmmm yea I'm gonna hit the hay now, sleep well everypony, and wahtever you do, please don't let me zard this place this night...

the1templar Sat May 18, 2013 11:38 pm

Wolf Trainer wrote:You are not cute, but you are extra fluffy, so that helps make up for the lack of cuteness that you have. You are not in my pack, but you can become part of one with this limited time offer:
Clears Throat
A) Find the first ever made klondike bar and bring it to me.
B) Find a way to become both cute and fluffy.
C) Bow before my paws and clean them. Be careful though. If you mess them up or not sharpen them to my standards, I'll send you to the chambers of endless torment.
D) Take over the world in my name. And if you are to fail you are to claim full responsibility for your actions.
E) Give me your first born... Or if you are a forever alone sorta guy, the first born of someone else will do I suppose.

These offers are very generous, I advise you consider your options carefully.

If I cared to be in this pack.
A) hah no, don't like them.
B) I am dashing with my good looks. you can't fix perfection.
C)torment? Sounds fun. I'll send a postcard.
D) hah I already on taking the world over. It involves fruitloops, Flintstones vitamins (gummies ofc) and Obama remaining in powa.
E) wait till wolf has a child, take it. Give it back to him. Profit! Derpy Grin

So that's like 6/5 for the postcard. Enough to give 2 spots in the pack.
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**Uxnorb** Sun May 19, 2013 7:20 am

Can I make my appication too? :D

A) I may or may not have obtained it but...what would you do for that klondie bar?!?!
B) Finds fluffy animal; steals fur; glues fur on body; makes cute begging eyes.
C) Ohh, so Wolfy wants to let my mouth have a go at his paws? They'll few completly new. Actually, you did't even need to ask for that...I'll even go an extra mile just for you.
D) Okay uhh...the world shall belong to Wolf, the wolf. All who oppose shall have their fur caressed forcefully. Also, I'll use cookies.
E) That'd take a little bit of time, but still, are you sure? You...you're not a pedo, right? Twi Annoy

the1templar Sun May 19, 2013 8:15 am

so you are ganna apply looking like this?
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Spoiler:

**Uxnorb** Sun May 19, 2013 9:36 am

A no, the complete opposite actually, I find a body completly covered by fur pretty hard to do...and to be fairly hard to desire anyway.
Looking so fluffy would just be even weirder...

Lightningcould Sun May 19, 2013 10:05 am

Good morning everyone :3

**Lordleelee2/ZardBrood** Sun May 19, 2013 11:54 am

Morning everypony. How did all of you sleep?

**Wolf Trainer** Sun May 19, 2013 11:54 am

Wow. So many applicants... Starts backing away Um... Uh.. I.. Will just be going to review all of your applications.. Um.. I may not be getting back to any of you for at least a week... maybe a month.. At most 3 years.. Have a nice wait.

Takes off running

On another note, I slept well. Thanks for asking.

**Lordleelee2/ZardBrood** Sun May 19, 2013 11:57 am

Welcome Wolf, now about that application... :P

**Uxnorb** Sun May 19, 2013 12:43 pm

My application has been denied? Why? D:
What did I do wrongly? *Cries*

On another note, hi everyone...though as for that question, it's afternoon already, I have already forgotten how sleep went.

Lightningcould Sun May 19, 2013 1:03 pm

Uxnorb wrote:My application has been denied? Why? D:
What did I do wrongly? *Cries*

On another note, hi everyone...though as for that question, it's afternoon already, I have already forgotten how sleep went.

What application?

**Uxnorb** Sun May 19, 2013 1:18 pm

Oh, I don't know...likely something about Wolf mentioning applicants...which usually make applications and such...

**Lordleelee2/ZardBrood** Sun May 19, 2013 1:28 pm

I was the one who asked... Then all of you followed...

**Uxnorb** Sun May 19, 2013 1:36 pm

Ahh, but I'm sure Wolfy would agree he wants mine far more than any, right? Right???

**Lordleelee2/ZardBrood** Sun May 19, 2013 1:41 pm

Uxnorb wrote:Ahh, but I'm sure Wolfy would agree he wants mine far more than any, right? Right???

Would he? We shall find out someday.

Lunarzius Sun May 19, 2013 1:42 pm

Got to love it when you're doing something and an easier opportunity to achieve the same outcome presents itself...
Got to love it when that easier opportunity messes up on you...

Lightningcould Sun May 19, 2013 1:46 pm

That's just the way of life, Hammy-poo.

Lunarzius Sun May 19, 2013 1:48 pm

Fuck the way of life! I will achieve this goal!

**Uxnorb** Sun May 19, 2013 1:50 pm

If I may ask...what's the goal you're trying to reach anyway?

Lightningcould Sun May 19, 2013 1:52 pm

Lunarzius wrote:Fuck the way of life! I will achieve this goal!

That's the spirit! :D

Lunarzius Sun May 19, 2013 1:53 pm

Uxnorb wrote:If I may ask...what's the goal you're trying to reach anyway?

LOL DATA EXPUNGED LOL!

Lightningcould Sun May 19, 2013 1:55 pm

I think Hammy ishiding something from us, guys. I shall further investiage.

Lunarzius Sun May 19, 2013 1:58 pm

I haven't a clue what you're on about Lightning.

**Lordleelee2/ZardBrood** Sun May 19, 2013 2:00 pm

Lunarzius wrote:I haven't a clue what you're on about Lightning.

He thinks you are hiding stuff from us, and he is going to find out.

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